Quote of the Week

"Our daugher sucks at driving, thats the problem so butt out."
-Christina, Parenthood

Thursday, September 2



So I have been bored with blogging lately, mainly because there isn’t much on TV. I do love the Bachelor Pad and the 2 hours of trashy TV it provides me each week but I can’t bring myself to blog about it. (I will say that I think I like Jesse K out of everyone). I can’t wait for Fall TV to start back. That being said let’s play a game.

I am going put some great quotes down and you tell me the movie it is from. I love quoting stuff so I thought this would be a great way to get ya’ll involved. I am aware I probably only have 2 readers but it at least it gives me a reason to look up fun quotes that I love!

These quotes are not the quotes the movie is known for, there won’t be straight give me’ s like … "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." It needed to be a little bit challenging. One hint the oldest movie premiered in 1987.

Comedies: (It is the most fun to quote Comedies)

1. “Your famous for you mud? How’s your Chinese food?”
2. “Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have moreluck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of herebefore daybreak.”
3. “That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public”
4. “John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain outhere.”
5. “We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas.”
6. “Bank Teller: [cashing ******'s first paycheck] Okay, so how would you like that?
******: Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.”


1. “Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losingmy sex appeal.”
2. “Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.”
3. “Pop Quiz Hot Shot…….What do you do?”
4. Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.


1. “So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me,every day.”
2. “I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn't have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, "Hey, how about... oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie... for as long as we both shall live?"
3. “When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.”


1. “ I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.”
“Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit by me!”
“I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!”
2. “But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do YOU think of me?”
3. "This old gypsy woman once told me that if you jump backwards nine times before the sun come up you won't be pregnant. Well, I jumped so far I had to take a bus back and then I had twins.”
4. “Dear God make me a bird so I can fly far, far far away from here.”
5. “There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.”

I have a whole list of movies to continue with but I am going to stop for now...maybe there will be a movie edition 2.

Next up TV quotes.....


maryelere said...

Fun! You can tell where my weaknesses are...

1. My Cousin Vinny
2. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
3. ?
4. ? Not so good at the sports comedies!
5. Tommy Boy
6. ?
3. Speed
4. Die Hard!
Completely stumped.
1. Steel Magnolias
2. ?
3. Only one I KNOW but can't think of ... the one with Ashley Judd and Natalie Portman? Something with Home in the title...
4. Forrest Gump
5. Shawshank Redemption

Wow, I thought I'd do better than that!

Sarah Beth said...

I think you did good Mary. I will post the answers soon!

Samantha said...

I thought I was good at movie quotes, but I was wrong! Here's what I know:

1. My Cousin Vinny (some great one-liners!)
6. Big

1. Steel Magnolias (Don't talk about me like I'm not here!)
2. Beaches
4. Forrest Gump

So flattered I made your "Quote of the Week"! Can't wait to follow your blog all through the fall TV season. I'm ready for it to get started already!

Drew said...


4. Wedding Crashers


2. Gladiator


1. The Notebook (and I unashamedly admit I love this movie)